Tuesday, April 14, 2020

The Never-Ending Tour: Western Canada 2018

October 22: Calgary

I’ve never been to Calgary. When my band toured out west, we spent a lot of time in Edmonton, a city whose music scene I’ve always loved. Calgary was always a mystery to me. Until Chad Van Gaalen came along, I was hard pressed to think of a single Calgarian artist I dug. I’m excited to finally explore and rectify my Central Canadian ignorance.

Phantom of the National Music Centre
Upon arriving, I immediately head to the National Music Centre, which I’ve been reading about for years and am thrilled to finally witness. I’m given a guided tour by program director Adam Fox, who once lived in Toronto and fondly remembers my writing for Eye Weekly. I get the behind-the-scenes special tour of the vintage synth collection, including the legendary Tonto, as seen in Phantom of the Paradise, one of my childhood favourites. My gig here is not until next week, but that day will be busy, and I needed to come here first because I’ve had my books for this leg of the tour shipped here.

Luka Symons
Dinner is with my old campus radio friend Luka Symons, who went on to be a well-known DJ at CKUA, heard throughout Alberta. She’s regrettably out of that scene now and working as a nutritionist, but her love and passion for music still run deep, and her enthusiasm is always infectious.

I’m staying with Patrick Finn, a U of C professor I interviewed for the book. He first came to my attention as someone who uses Downie’s lyrics in curricula; in 2016 I was commissioned to write a slight story for Maclean’s university issue. Finn and I had a great conversation from which I could only use a couple of quotes in the story, and when I called him again a year later, we had a fascinating chat about Downie’s entire approach to performance. I asked him to host my Calgary event; he agreed and also offered me his basement suite. We chat for a couple of hours with video of the Hip’s final show playing in the background, which I haven’t seen since I wrote the chapter about it.

October 23: Calgary / Heartland Café, Medicine Hat / Lethbridge

I wake up in Calgary and Patrick Finn takes me on a hike up nearby Nose Hill, with a beautiful panorama of Calgary, the Rockies and the Prairies. Then it’s off to Medicine Hat.

I booked this stop when I thought I'd be driving west from Winnipeg and thought I'd need a stop between Regina and Lethbridge. Long story short: it would cost me $600 to rent a car in Winnipeg and return it there; it would cost me $3,300 to rent a car in Winnipeg and drop it off in Vancouver. Hence the decision to fly to Calgary, rent a car for a few days, and hop on planes for the rest, which is surprisingly cheap and far less tiring.

I listen to Albertans Corb Lund’s Five-Dollar Bill and Rae Spoon’s Bodiesofwater on the drive. I don’t have any Jr. Gone Wild on my iPod, sadly.

My first stop is at the local TV station for a spot on the noon show. After I’m ushered on to set, I hear a booming, welcoming voice: “Anybody who wrote Have Not Been the Same is always welcome in my studio!” The host is Dan Reynish, a New Brunswicker who’s lived all over, including a stint in Toronto where he worked at HMV’s flagship Yonge Street location. He’s very excited to talk about The Never-Ending Present. He’s one of the only people in town who is, apparently.

What to do in Medicine Hat? I have a lot of time to kill. I hang out in the beautiful library for a bit. I laugh out loud at a sign for Gaslight Dental (“That didn’t hurt a bit!”). I marvel at the intact ’50s neon sign for the otherwise dive-y looking Assiniboia Inn on the main drag (I later learn it’s nicknamed “the Sin Bin”). I go to the thrift store to buy a perfectly fitting suit jacket—for $5.

Heartwood Café
I pull up to the venue, a quaint little café beside the railroad tracks, where they tell me they hide the fancy teacups when a local metal band books a gig there. The metal band has posters up; I don’t, despite sending some in advance. Maybe a listing ran in the paper? Maybe the café’s FB page would draw some folks? The girl behind the counter tells me, “My parents are both Hip freaks. I was dating a guy who didn’t like the Hip. I had to break up with him.” I’m cautiously optimistic.

The venue has a couple of tables of eating families about half an hour before I start. There is a darts tournament in an adjoining room. The families eventually leave. The dartists (?) stay on their side. At the appointed hour, there is no one sitting in the rows of chairs in front of me. There’s no one there 15 minutes later, either.

An excited crowd in Medicine Hat
Then a table of three people come and sit at a table off to the side. One of them is wearing a Hip hat. That’s a good sign. I approach, welcome, and explain the situation: I could go up there and read, or we could just sit here and gab over a couple of pints. They opt for the latter. I’m not drinking on tour. The trio includes Jeremy Appel, who works at the local paper and apparently tried to get in touch with me for a preview piece. His friend Whitney works in admin at the paper, and her man, David, the guy in the Hip hat, works at a car dealership. 

The lifesavers of Medicine Hat: Whitney, Jeremy and Dave
They apologize for the turnout; apparently the last time the Hip played Medicine Hat, in 2015, the venue was half full. Not a lot of acts make a stop here at all; this trio often drives to Calgary for shows. What could have been an absolutely disastrous opening to this leg of the tour was rescued by these three. Not sure what I would have done without them: just packed up and left?

When we’re done, I hop in the car and drive to Lethbridge. The booker there has booked me in a hotel, one of only four I’m staying in during the 19 gigs this month.

October 24: Lethbridge, the Geomatic Attic / Fernie, B.C.

I’ve been sent to this town with some very specific tasks. My lady spent several years of her childhood here, and so I have to go and photograph the family home, the school across the street, a cemetery, and various other landmarks, as well as visit the university where her dad did grad work.

Feelin' coulee
Lethbridge is beautiful. The houses are lined with mid-century modern homes. The downtown is developed but retains the small-town Prairie charm. (I also see posters for the gig, which is a good omen and a welcome change.) I had an amazing Mexican meal for lunch. The architecture of the university, built into the coulees (note to self: check spelling), is gorgeous. Then there’s the coulees themselves, the rolling hills in the valley between the town and the campus, where I spend most of the day on a long walk.

Mike Spence of the Geomatic Attic
I’m a bit skeptical of the venue’s location: on the far east side of town, away from campus and the downtown, in an industrial mall surrounded by car dealerships. The guy running the space is Mike Spencer, who runs his geomatic business on the main floor of the venue, which, as the name suggests, is on the second floor. "I try to make money downstairs, and try not to lose it upstairs," he tells me. He also books shows at larger downtown venues, and an annual festival that’s attracted the likes of Steve Earle and Los Lobos. The venue itself is staffed primarily by volunteers committed to making culture happen in Lethbridge.

Steven Foord, John Wort Hannam
Everyone in Lethbridge shouted, 'Medicine Hat!'
This show is fantastic. Professional stage and lighting. Solid crowd of about 50. The musical guests are outstanding: Steven Foord, who runs his own venue downtown, and John Wort Hannam. They bookend my reading with a song each. John does "New Orleans is Sinking" as an open-tuning blues and found his own unique way into "Courage." Steven does haunting versions of "38 Years Old" and "It's a Good Life." 

At the end, I sincerely thank everyone for being there and ask for the house lights to go up so I can take a picture of the crowd: I ask everyone to say, “Medicine Hat!” This is perhaps the best night on the Western leg.

I leave town after the show and drive halfway to my next gig, staying overnight in Fernie, B.C. Seeing the Rockies emerge from the darkness as I approach is truly magical. Listening to the Low album Double Negative makes it extra spooky.

October 25: Canal Flats, B.C. / Golden, B.C., Golden Taps

Canal Flats, B.C.
Driving through the Rockies, I stop for lunch in Canal Flats. I do that thing where I bring a copy of the book and leave it on my table, just in case anyone notices and wants to talk about it, or buy one. It works.

“How's that book?” asks the waitress, whose 81-year-old aunt started this diner 32 years ago. “It's great,” I say. “I wrote it.” “Really? I must have watched that documentary five or six times. Cry my guts out every time.” We chat a bit more. I order. She serves. “So can I find that in a store in Cranbrook?” “I'll sell you one out of my trunk right now.” “Sold.” “Can I take your picture?” “Nope, nope, nope. I don't do pictures!”

Somewhere near Radium, B.C.
I then have a great chat with a couple who saw the Hip three times, most memorably Another Roadside Attraction ’95 with Spirit of the West and Ziggy Marley. They run a foresting company in Fernie and are taking six months off to backpack across Nepal, India and Sri Lanka. They school me on the history of the Columbia and Kootenay rivers.

Always talk to strangers. 

I stop at the Radium Hot Springs—because it’s there. But it’s really just a big outdoor pool. Not that thrilling. The nearby forest and drive and vistas nearby, however, are stunning.

Tanya Hobbs
In Golden I’m staying with an old pal, Tanya Hobbs. We played a lot of music together in Guelph in the '90s: she in Corduroy Leda, me in Black Cabbage. There were many other adventures as well. She now lives on a mountainside just outside Golden, with her husband, stepson, some chickens and a pig. I haven’t seen her in years. We have a lot of catching up to do.

The gig is at a local pub, and once again I find myself orating to a tiny group of people interested and a lot of people who are not—including a table right in front of the stage. At least I have a microphone here, unlike in Saint John. This gig is not great, although I do sell a couple of books—including one to someone at the talkative table. I don’t really care. I’m mainly here to see Tanya, who has booked me to speak to her high school English classes tomorrow.

October 26: Golden, B.C. / Calgary 

High school is in session
I haven’t been back to high school since I left it. I have no idea what to expect here. Tanya’s classes are doing a creative writing unit, focusing specifically on biography. I’m here to help them do that. I do an extremely abbreviated reading, eliminating everything that no one under 30 would get. I then talk about my work and my career. The students have questions that range from the token to the rather penetrating: “How do you know everything in your book is true?” 

The students’ assignment is to profile a Canadian musical artist. They claim they don’t know many. Drake, obviously. Avril Lavigne's intergenerational reach is wider than I thought. And in this part of the world, Dean Brody is much bigger than Justin Bieber or Alessia Cara. Best comment: "Why does Michael Bublé only appear at Christmas?"

The (former) Golden Rim Motor Inn
After classes, I hit the road. On the way out of town I take a selfie at a Days Inn that used to be known as the Golden Rim Motor Inn, immortalized in the Hip song “Luxury,” from Road Apples. This is where the band was stranded when their tour bus's transmission broke down outside Golden. Everyone in town made sure I knew this story. Essential local lore. 

The drive through the Rockies back to Calgary is overcast and misty. My soundtrack includes Basia Bulat’s Good Advice, Jeremy Dutcher’s record, Jordan Klassen’s Javelin, a k.d. lang collection that includes “The Valley” and “Barefoot Through the Snow,” and Emmylou Harris’s Wrecking Ball. I stop at the Banff Cultural Centre for dinner. I’m intrigued by this place, but don’t have much time to check it out. It’s dark by the time I leave. Driving out of the Rockies toward Calgary, the most enormous harvest moon I’ve ever seen is rising in the east over the Prairies. It’s majestic and awe-inspiring.

October 27: Calgary, National Music Center / Vancouver 

Rik Emmett's camel toe
I wake up at Patrick Finn’s again. We head to the NMC and spend more time taking in the regular exhibits. They have a lot of crazy things here: Walter Ostanek’s accordion, k.d. lang’s Juno-acceptance wedding gown, Nash the Slash’s violin, Rik Emmett’s camel-toe onesie.

k.d. lang's Juno wedding dress
I also remember that I actually wrote a bunch of the display copy; years ago, before this place opened, I was part of a group of writers tasked with writing blurbs for various artists. I totally forgot that I’d written about Arcade Fire, Sarah McLachlan, Bob Rock and others. I do remember that I had to write about Roch Voisine, and my editor asked me to punch  up the short bio with more interesting things to say about his music—an impossible task.

Patrick Finn
My event is in a large, atrium-like space. Lots of room. No one to fill it: there’s maybe a dozen people here, despite the high profile of the venue’s programming, and a large, lovely feature in the Calgary Herald by Eric Volmers. So that’s disappointing. But Finn, of course, is a great interviewer. There are tons of tangents we could go into, but we try and keep it relatively straight and narrow.

In the adjacent café over lunch with Luka Symons, I meet Pat Steward of the Odds, who notices my book and comes over to ask about it. He’s with a guitarist who used to be married to Sass Jordan (and looks remarkably like her, which is weird) and the two of them are playing some corporate cover gig across the street at the King Eddy. We have a nice chat. Canada: a small country.

Greg Lettau
I then hop on a plane to Vancouver. Once in the Calgary airport, I realize I left my passport in the rental car. Whoops. Good thing I’m staying in Canadian skies. In Vancouver, I’m met by one of my oldest childhood friends, Greg Lettau; our parents met at university. We had a lot of ridiculous teenage adventures together. He takes me out drinking, which I’ve been avoiding on tour but make an exception for time spent with this guy. I’ve barely seen him in the last 25 years, so this feels good.

Staying with another old Guelph friend, Tawny Darbyshire, with whom I stayed on my first professional trip out here to work for the CBC in 1998. The pace of this tour is finally starting to get to me, but the social times are the best.

October 28: Vancouver, The Heatley

The Mighty Anicka Quin
Brunch with Anicka Quin, editor of Western Living and Vancouver Magazine, old friend from Guelph, ex-girlfriend, former co-worker at Id Magazine. She’s lived out west for almost 20 years now; much like Greg Lettau, I’ve only seen her a handful of times since, and only fleeting. So moments like this are to be cherished.

I didn’t know what to expect from Vancouver. None of my friends here are Hip fans. I didn’t know where exactly to hold the event. The lovely folks at Red Cat Records offered to help, but figured a standing-room only event works for music but not for a book talk. CBC Radio host Grant Lawrence suggested the Heatley.

Grant Lawrence
Almost 20 years ago I wanted to be on Grant’s Radio Escapade show so badly that I flew out to Van on my own dime and he gave me eight hours of national overnight radio. After setting me up at the board, he said, “You're okay here, right? I'm going to head back upstairs.” There I was, making national radio on a board that belonged on the deck of the Starship Enterprise, alone, entrusted that whatever I did would be great. Grant's support and even his endless teases and taunts have meant the world to me over the years. It was an honour to lend a small hand with the manuscript of his first book, Adventuresin Solitude, and to see his success as a writer as well as a more mainstream broadcaster, breaking out of the indie rock ghetto we were both in back then.

Rob Baker... I mean, Joe Foley of the Hip Show
The crowd here is small, which is disappointing for one of Canada’s four major cities—but not surprising, really, after Calgary. There was no press or radio in advance, and there were no posters in the venue, which meant anyone there found out about it through the FB page I set up for the book. Other than my friends, the crowd also includes Joe Foley, of Hip tribute band the Hip Show, and Yaron Butterfield, who I mention in the book as someone who has lived with glioblastoma for a whopping 14 years—which is practically unheard of for such a brutal and swift disease. It’s an honour to meet him. Because he’s such a huge Hip fan, he was thrilled to be mentioned in the book.

Yaron Butterfield
Grant has had a successful side career lately, promoting his books by hosting ticketed evenings of “stories and songs,” featuring another writer and two musical guests. He started doing this after too many gigs resembling my current tour. Now he gets good crowds all over the western provinces, everyone gets paid, including him, and it’s turned into a thing. I have a lot to learn.

Grant does a great interview of course, informed by our long-standing tradition of roasting each other in public. He tries to bait me on several points, including the long-standing assumption that the Hip were really only ever popular in Ontario, and that 54.40 and Spirit of the West were a much bigger deal here. (Is that true? Neither ever filled hockey arenas in Vancouver or anywhere in the country, to my knowledge.) We then conduct a straw poll in the crowd: How many people here are originally from Ontario? Almost everyone puts up their hand. Grant: you win.

Tawny Darbyshire
Photographer and fellow Polaris Prize juror Christine McAvoy invites us out to Save on Meats, a Gastown diner recently reinvented as a socially progressive enterprise. Tonight, it’s a venue: Her favourite Vancouver band, Said the Whale, is having an album launch there. Grant is a big fan, but he’s solo parenting this week and has to head home. Others bow out as well. I head there with Greg Lettau and a friend of his, but we don’t last long. The music is not our bag. But what do we know? We’re from Ontario.

October 29: Edmonton, the Almanac on Whyte

I’m here to meet a man named Fish.

Fish Griwkowsky
Fish Griwkowsky has been one of the smartest and most entertaining music critics in this country for years, and so of course I asked him to host my event. I didn’t peg him as a Hip fan until I read his review for the Edmonton Journal of the 2016 tour stop, which was the most moving piece I read about the entire tour. Our musical guest is Joe Nolan, who, I only found out recently, also started a Hip cover band after Downie’s diagnosis, much as Dennis Ellsworth did out east.

I’m staying with another Guelph friend, Michael Hunter, who played in several bands around the same time I did. He married an Edmonton woman and moved here many years ago. Keep in touch with your university pals, folks: it pays off years later.

The crowd here is, again, tragically small. Other than Michael and his friend, and a table of Fish’s friends, there are only six other people here. And only two of them—my friends—are from Ontario. Apparently we’re competing with a popular monthly tribute night across the street, featuring many local players; this month they’re all covering… Limp Bizkit?!

Too bad, coz Fish is a great interviewer, and tells the story of where he was watching the final show: he was outside a powwow, listening to a radio signal that kept fading out until he finally lost it; he then listened through his smartphone, and the battery died right after the last song.

Joe Nolan does absolutely stunning versions of “Bobcaygeon,” “Nautical Disaster,” “So Hard Done By” and “Escape is at Hand”—the latter half are two of my favourites that I rarely see anyone do.

October 30: Saskatoon, McNally Robinson

The Paris of the Prairies! I no idea what to expect here. I know nobody in this town. It’s one of the two cities I booked a hotel room: in this case, I chose the 110-year-old Hotel Senator, where, indeed, the elevator and certain fixtures appear to be originals.

At the airport, shortly after landing, I do a phone hit with a local talk radio station. He asks me specifically about the Hip’s relationship with Saskatoon, and if it’s true they boycotted the city for a long time. I don’t claim to know the fine details of the Hip’s tour schedules, but I know exactly what he’s alluding to. “Didn’t it have something to do with law enforcement?” asks the host, cagily.

During my research, I heard an off-the-record story about the band once being busted for drugs here, and one of their staff taking the fall for it. I can’t confirm that, of course, which is why I don’t mention it in the book—although I do refer to it cryptically, so that those who know will know that I know. If you know what I mean. Which this radio host does, and we have a very amusing on-air dance around the topic—which I’m sure confused most listeners.

My name in lights
The event is at McNally Robinson, a large independent bookstore (I believe it’s the biggest indie in Canada, in terms of floor space) located in a mall on the other side of the river from downtown. Things look promising: after I get off a public transit bus, I see my name in lights. Quite literally: my headshot is digitized on a large billboard in the parking lot, on a scroll with other mall happenings. I take a pic and send it to my friend and Maclean’s photo editor Liz Sullivan, who took my headshot.

Turns out I didn’t need a big space at all. Only four people show up: Nisha, Eric, Steve, and Steve’s lady whose name I didn’t catch. But they’re the best four people. They’ve all read the book already and have effusive praise. I’m not going to sell any copies here, but the flattery is certainly nice.

Stephanie McKay
At their request, I go ahead with my formal reading and Q&A with Stephanie McKay, a former Polaris juror and arts writer at the Saskatoon Star-Phoenix. (She’s now head of comms at a major local art gallery.) She’s wonderful and game and pretty quickly the whole thing turns into an informal chat with everyone in the room. Eric is a superfan who loves Coke Machine Glow, and asks me about Downie’s potential inheritors, which prompts a discussion of Joel Plaskett, Kathleen Edwards, John K. Samson, etc. Nisha was born in 1982 and got into the band through her older brothers—one of whom worships the band and has so far refused to read my book. Steve read my book just before he was released from prison this summer, and found it emotionally difficult to read. This kind of night has become a theme on this tour: yeah, maybe there’s only a handful of people here, but they’re the best people.

The gig ends early. Stephanie drives me back to the hotel. What does one do in Saskatoon on a Wednesday night? Not much, apparently. I go to the downtown cinema and see A Star is Born. It’s fine. Lady Gaga is fantastic, especially the parking lot scene, but the rest of the movie is merely a pleasant distraction that I’m only enjoying because I’m on tour. I’ve seen episodes of Nashville that are better than this.

October 31: Saskatoon / Regina, the Artesian on 13th

WTF am I doing up at this hour?!
I rise bright and early to do a spot on CTV Saskatoon; I have to be there by 6.30 a.m. The studio is close to the hotel. I get there and the producer is literally dressed like the Mad Hatter. Oh right, it’s Hallowe’en! Still, a weird sight before dawn.

I’m taking an inter-city bus to Regina; it’s actually more of a Red Car-type service, as Greyhound is about to abandon its Western routes. The office appears to be within walking distance of downtown. It’s—well, it’s not, really. I break my suitcase’s wheels dragging it—weighed down by books I have yet to sell—through an industrial park on a northern edge of town, rushing to catch the bus in time. Why am I doing this? Why am I doing any of this?

But I’m en route to the second-last gig of this tour and my hubris is in full effect. On the bus I listen to Joni’s Hejira and the latest record by locals Kacy & Clayton.

It’s Hallowe’en! What kind of writer holds a book event on Hallowe’en, in a town where he knows no one and hasn’t visited since his first time there 23 years ago? This guy, that’s who.

Most of my options for a Regina gig either didn’t want to do a Hallowe’en gig or presented alternate dates that didn’t fit with my schedule. (Although, in retrospect, seeing how I’m hopping planes for most of this leg, I have no idea why I felt compelled to maintain a straight west-east trajectory as if I was driving.) The one option open was this converted church. The catch? I’d have to rent it.

Darlene Barss
OK, so if I have to rent a venue, I should charge admission. And if I’m going to charge admission, I should have a band. I don’t know any musicians from Regina, other than Andy Shauf, who a) is too big and b) doesn’t live here anymore, and Rah Rah, who broke up a while back. I did a lot of research and reached out to fellow Polaris juror Darlene Barss, who gave me plenty of great suggestions. Everyone was either busy or didn’t respond, except for Dustin Ritter. The rootsy singer-songwriter was immediately up for it. Turns out he and his band do a monthly live karaoke night, and they’ve had to learn their share of Hip songs over the years. I place all my trust in him; he assembles a band and a cast of guest singers from the local scene. I’m basically asking him to do for me in Regina what I did at the Horseshoe in Toronto.

I’m staying with Chris Macenz, who is the cousin of my next-door neighbour in Toronto. She picks me up from the bus station, and shuttles me to a CBC Radio interview. The kindness of strangers continues to amaze me.

I’d arranged to have books shipped here from Toronto, on the ridiculous assumption that I’d have already sold out of the ones I’d had shipped to Calgary and Vancouver. (I already shipped a box back from Vancouver, at my own expense.) They didn’t arrive. Will I have enough books to sell tonight? Turns out that won’t be a problem. At all.

I arrive at the beautiful venue as the band is still arriving. The soundcheck sounds great. I take the core band out for dinner. Guitarist Travis Rennebohm tells me he saw the Hip 13 times; a good friend of his saw them 30 times. He once met a guy who say the Hip a whopping 250 times; he had earned his “250-mission cap,” the guy boasted.

The best sausage party in Regina
Back at the venue, I work the door when I’m not on stage. Darlene is doing the interview; she’s super nervous. Though she’s on the Polaris jury, she’s neither a journalist or a broadcaster; she’s an enthusiast, a serious listener and a blogger who started in the CBC Radio 3 fan community. But she’s not used to interviewing on stage, and I try my best to make her comfortable. She does just fine.

The band is wonderful and gives it their all. The singers all do a great job. 

Here’s how it broke down:

Travis Rennebohm of Tiger Charmer: Bobcaygeon, Wheat Kings, Long Time Running, Lake Fever

Christopher “Tiny” Matchett: Scared

Tim Rogers: Blow at High Dough

Ethan Bender of Tiger Charmer: Three Pistols, Fireworks

Tyler Gilbert: Poets

Dustin Ritter: Something On, Boots or Hearts, Ahead by a Century

Bryce Van Loosen: Little Bones, Courage

Marshall Burns of Rah Rah: Escape is at Hand, Grace Too

Bryce introduces his songs by saying, “The Hip made us simple farm boys believe we could be smart and dig poetry.” Amen. Mission accomplished.

Marshall Ward (Rah Rah) with Dustin Ritter (Jaws shirt) et al
At the end of the night I meet the singer known as Belle Plaine, and her husband Blake Berglund; both are local lights of the country scene, she more traditional and he more modern. I’m not familiar with either of their music, though when I get home I fall in love with her latest release. This town is full of great talent; I feel like a completely ignorant Toronto ass—which I am.

The gig ends up pulling out 30 people. It’s enough for me to cover the rental. I’m definitely losing money on this tour, but I give Dustin a few C notes from my own pocket to pass out to the core band to thank them for their hard work. I have no idea why I tried to pull this off. But, you know, YOLO and all that.

November 1: Winnipeg, Good Will Social Club

I woke up in Regina to see that Ben MacPhee-Sigurdson’s lovely piece for the Winnipeg Free Press is in today’s paper. Lesson learned from this tour: whether or not anyone shows up to the gig, you’ll get way more media just by showing up in town than by staying home.

Something to remember later tonight.

Keeping it Riel
I’ve never been to Winnipeg. On that one western tour I did in 1995, we didn’t have a gig here and drove straight through it, both ways. Of all the major cities in Canada, I probably have more friends who grew up here than from anywhere else. That includes Julie Penner, violinist to the stars and radio producer, who relocated back to her hometown shortly after having her first kid. I’m staying with her tonight; I won’t see her husband, ex-Weakerthan Jason Tait, who is out on tour with Bahamas. She’s working during the day, so I set out to see what I can of the town on my own. Downtown is what it is: former Eaton’s building, Portage and Main. I head to the Forks; it’s impressive. I stroll past the iconic legislature building, and the Louis Riel statue. Wish I had more time to take in the Human Rights Museum.

The gig is at the Good Will Social Club, which is co-run by Cam Loeppky, a well-travelled sound engineer. I asked my dear friend Jill Wilson, of the Free Press, to be the interviewer. Like Regina, I tried to get some live music at this thing, but everyone I contacted was busy and/or out of town. The club booked Liam Duncan, a young guy who until recently fronted a band called the Middle Coast. He’s 22 years old, which means “Ahead by a Century” was on the charts the year he was born. His parents always had the Hip in their truck’s tapedeck in Brandon; he thought “Wheat Kings” was about a local hockey team.

Jill Wilson at Good Will Social Club. Photo by Julie Penner.
Before the gig, I set up my books at a table. A twentysomething guy lingering at the bar comes over and points at the book: “Gord Downie would make a better prime minister than the guy we’ve got now. If he was PM we wouldn’t be letting in all these terrorists.”

Uh, really? I should know better than to engage, but I do anyway. “Well, there will be an election next year,” I say, “so if you’re looking for change, that will be the time.”

“Nah, the system is rigged. There is no possibility of democratic change.”

“Why is that?” I ask. He pauses, smiles, clearly delighted that someone has asked, and then launches into a rant about the Rothschilds (here we go…) and how Russia is not the villain and how the U.S. is the real terrorist and how NATO expansion was a blatant act of aggression. I’m not the least bit surprised that someone who buys into Putin propaganda is also susceptible to anti-Jewish banking conspiracies.

“You’re telling me Russia is a paragon of virtue? You think you’d be more free under Putin?” I ask, against my better judgment.

“No,” he responds, “but at least they’re honest about it.” He wishes me luck with the book, and leaves.

Too bad. I could have used the audience.

Jill Wilson and John Kendle
Julie is there, and legendary local rock critic John Kendle, who I’m excited to finally meet. Two others are friends of Jill’s. But when the gig starts, there are only three other people there: two women who were mostly silent, and a guy named Ryan who heard about the gig on the Hipbase message board. Again, I ask if we should just can the formalities and sit around a table, or if we should do the reading and Q&A as scheduled. Everyone wants the real deal.

Which is good, because Jill is predictably excellent. She challenges the notion that Secret Path was particularly revelatory to non-Indigenous audiences; she points out that the history of residential schools has been part of Manitoban curricula for a long time. Which makes sense to me: Indigenous issues are impossible to ignore here, and in much of the western centres; compare that to southern Ontario, where I’d argue Indigenous communities are largely invisible (with the exception of Brantford and Peterborough).

The last photo of my trip, with these beauties
After the official talk, we all sit around over pints and John Kendle tells stories. He has quite a few. At least one of them I can’t tell you. Some I can.

Kendle is the same age as the members of the Hip. He wrote about them on their first western tour, where he helped rally the town around them after they got fired by a local promoter for being “too weird.” They always stayed in touch, and Kendle would always be at the Winnipeg after-parties. In 1994 he pitched Rolling Stone on a story about the “Land” single benefiting Clayoquot Sound protesters; he talked to the Hip, Lanois and Midnight Oil. The mag spiked it and paid him a kill fee. Jake Gold was angry that the story wasn’t going to be just about the Hip. 

In 2016, Downie—who did very little talking at any of those final shows—took time to acknowledge Kendle from the stage at the Winnipeg show. The writer went to the Fairmount after, because he knew that’s where the after-party would be. The Hip’s longtime security guy Ricky Wellington was working the door. Gord Sinclair saw Kendle and waved him in, telling Wellington that Kendle was welcome anywhere. Sinclair warned Kendle that Downie was not good with names lately, due to what he simply referred to as “the injury,” but remembered faces. Downie eventually surfaced at the party. Kendle introduced himself. Downie looked him in the eyes and told him he loved him.

Our entire table is weeping when John tells this story.

Julie and the three strangers eventually head home, leaving John, Jill and I to close the bar. I am drunk, for only the second time on this tour. I am standing outside the club on a chilly Winnipeg street with two of the smartest, loveliest, most passionate music lovers in the country, and was headed back to the house of another one. Tomorrow night, I will be in my own bed.

The Forks and the road
I feel incredibly blessed. I’ve learned so much: about this country, this music, about myself. I’ve met beautiful strangers and reconnected with dear old friends. Writing can be a lonely pursuit, if you let it. This book has been anything but.

FINAL NOTE: Most photos here are by me or someone standing next to me. I have some great video that I hope to have ready by the book's third anniversary. Apologies for any/all copy editing mistakes, especially when I stray in and out of never-ending present tense.

Next: Encores 

Also in this series: Spring; Summer; East Coast

The Never-Ending Tour: East Coast 2018

October 12: Sackville, N.B., Thunder and Lightning

Outside Thunder and Lightning
I fly from Toronto to Moncton, rent a car at the airport, and head to Sackville.

I’d only ever been to Sackville once before. It was March 1997, and Black Cabbage was on our one and only eastern tour. After a gig in Quebec City, we decided to drive a straight shot overnight to Sackville. Whiteout conditions ensued, at which point we discovered the accelerator in our van was stuck—which is bad at the best of times, never mind on an icy road where you can barely see five metres in front of the windshield. Our guitarist and sound tech figured out a way to reach into the engine from between the two front seats, and were able to jiggle the accelerator into place when need be. Still: harrowing. We pulled into Sackville just a couple of hours before the gig; it had taken about 18 hours to do what should be a 7.5-hour drive. The entire town was shut down—except the bar where we were playing. That night, we played the best gig of our lives, high on adrenalin, thankful to be alive. We made many friends that night, some of whom I still talk to regularly.

One of them, Chris Eaton, opened the show that fateful night. He went on to have a lot of success with his band Rock Plaza Central, and has published several acclaimed novels. I asked him to host the evening—and to put me up on his couch. He gracefully obliged.

I fly to Moncton, rent a car, pick up boxes of books from a warehouse, and drive to Sackville. Pull up outside the Bridge Street Café for lunch. The guy behind the counter greets me knowingly. Friendly town, I think. As we get to talking, it turns out he’s Julie Doiron’s ex, used to live in Toronto, and we have many, many mutual friends. Canada: small country.

The venue has booked four local songwriters to perform some Hip and/or Downie songs to flesh out the evening: Klarka Weinwurm, Steve Haley, Jon Mckiel—and Julie Doiron.

The most Eric's Trippy photo I could take of Julie
Julie, of course, was in Gord’s Country of Miracles, as well as Eric’s Trip, and is a prolific solo artist. We have many mutual friends, and she’s always been incredibly lovely and generous: she played the book launch for Have Not Been the Same in 2001, sat on a panel with Shadowy Men’s Don Pyle and Rebecca West’s Alison Outhit that helped launch that book’s reissue in 2011, and was very generous with her time during an interview for Never-Ending Present.

Still, I knew that asking her to play Gord songs, only a year after his death, was a tall request, emotionally. I’d reached out in the summer and didn’t hear back; not surprising, as she’s an incredibly busy, globetrotting musician with a family at home. Chris Eaton offered to ask her to come out. So did the venue. I thought, Jesus, Sackville is a small town, I hope she’ll be able to go grocery shopping without running into someone asking her if she wants to do this incredibly emotional thing. But she said yes. I’m eternally grateful.

Because both she and Constantine Steve Lambke are in the crowd, I read an excerpt from the chapter about the Hip’s relationship to opening acts. The ensuing on-stage conversation with Chris runs almost an hour, if not more. At one natural conclusion, Chris says, “Well, we should probably stop there.” There are groans and calls of “keep going!” So we do. Some great audience questions follow. One guy claims that, in the DVD release of the Hip’s final show, Downie’s address to the prime minister was edited out. I keep meaning to fact-check that.

Jon McKiel, Chris Eaton, Steve Haley,
Klarka Weinwurm, Julie Doiron
The performances are all stunning. Julie does two Country of Miracles songs: “The Drowning Machine” and “Figment.” As always with Downie’s songs, new lines leap out at me when heard in a new context. Klarka Weinwurm tells a story about being a teenager the week when Coke Machine Glow came out in 2001, and she found a copy at Value Village for $1.99, still in the shrink wrap, and what a profound effect the music had on her. She plays “Vancouver Divorce” and “Thompson Girl.” Steve Haley plays a moving “Seven Matches” and a slightly countrified take on “Fireworks.” Jon Mckiel does a CMG double-shot, with “Chancellor” and “Trick Rider,” the latter featuring Julie singing her signature harmony part. Chilling.

Owen Corrigan
After the show I met Owen Corrigan and his wife; our mutual friend Mark Mattson told him to come to my reading. Back in 1985, Owen worked with Mark Mattson on a Wolfe Island newspaper called the General. Mark asked him to design some tickets for a loft party in Kingston featuring his friends' band, the Tragically Hip. Owen misheard and designed and printed 250 tickets that read 'the Magical Ship.' Mark had to cross out each one and write in the actual name.

Thirty years later, Owen and his family lived briefly at the former Irving mansion that is now the National Water Centre, where I was about to spend a few nights while I was in Saint John. He tells me that yes, that place is a bit like the Overlook Hotel. He isn’t wrong.

October 13: Halifax, the Carleton 

Meeting of the legends in Springhill, N.S.
Chris Eaton’s wife, Laura Reinsborough, helps me figure out the USB connection in the rental car, which was completely mystifying. This lifesaving event meant that I could spend part of my tour listening to my very first audiobook: Tanya Tagaq’s Split Teeth. En route to Halifax, I pull off the highway into Springhill, N.S., hoping to find the Anne Murray visitor centre open. It’s not, so I take a pic of my book in front of the sign. Canadian legends converge.

I pull into town and head to the house of my host, Hanita Koblents, an old university friend who is now a city planner. We don’t have much time to catch up before I’m due at the venue.

The Carleton is run by Mike Campbell, best known as the host of MuchEast in the ’90s. When setting up the gig, he suggested I do it with the Fabulously Rich, a Hip tribute band from P.E.I. fronted by Dennis Ellsworth. Oddly enough, I’d just heard Ellsworth for the first time; his 2018 album Things Change, produced by Joel Plaskett, was in non-stop rotation in my car during the spring tour. Now I find out my favourite new singer/songwriter fronts a Hip tribute? Sign me up. Great move, as it turns out, and the show is sold out.

I meet an old high school friend for dinner: Pat Mora, whose brother Paul can be credited/blamed for introducing me to the accordion. We had a polka band together in high school; not a common teenage pursuit. We played covers of Depeche Mode, U2, George Michael; I learned valuable lessons about the malleability of pop music and the pointlessness of snobbery. Pat and Paul were also two of my most valuable high school concert companions: the Hip, Midnight Oil, 54.40, Grapes of Wrath, R.E.M., Pogues, Violent Femmes, Crash Vegas, etc. After dinner, we stroll through the Maud Lewis exhibit at the art gallery. I happen to be in town for Halifax’s equivalent of Nuit Blanche; the whole town is hopping.

Ryan McNutt
The host is Ryan McNutt, a fellow Polaris Prize juror who I once met by chance at a Merge Records’ festival in North Carolina four years ago. He wrote an essay about my book for the Literary Review of Canada, not an outlet I would expect to cover a rock’n’roll book, and I was grateful he did.

Once again, I read an excerpt about opening bands, partially because it worked well in Sackville, and it would give me an excuse to talk about Joel Plaskett in Halifax. Of course, Ryan and I are the opening band tonight, going on before the Fabulously Rich. The front half of the bar are attentive and responsive listeners, but the back is a bit talky; it’s obvious some people here for the band have no idea there was a reading beforehand. My excerpt talks about opening bands being “Hipped” off the stage, something that Ryan asks me about in our talk. After we take a couple of questions at the end, we ask if there are any more. A chant can be heard from the back: “Hip! Hip! Hip!” Laughing, we say goodnight and get off stage. Yes, I got “Hipped” off the stage. Just like some of my heroes. It was oddly validating.

Business is brisk as I sell books at the back of the room during the band’s set.

I meet a fortysomething divorcée who tells me she went on a date recently with a man who said, “You might not like me for saying this, but I like the Tragically Hip.” She told him, “Only intelligent men like the Tragically Hip.”

The man known only as Grant
I meet a guy named Grant, who proffered me his theory that Johnny Fay’s drumming style is to the Trans-Canada Highway what the motorik beat of German bands like Kraftwerk and Neu was to the Autobahn. Grant is a taper and a super nerd. I feel like he’s testing my knowledge of the band before he decides to buy a book; this happens quite a bit on this tour.

I meet a couple (Nicole and Jeff, maybe?) in their early thirties who first got into the Hip in 2002-04. It’s my least favourite period of the band, and so we have a pleasantly heated discussion about it (so Canadian). They tell me they watched the final concert in Halifax’s public square; apparently they’re visible in the supercut to “Ahead by a Century” that Maclean’s put together of people watching all across the country. Standing beside in the video them is a woman they claimed had started crying fake tears as soon as she saw any news camera pointed toward her, which outraged these two diehard fans.

Nicole and Jeff, maybe?
I meet a very drunk local CBC Radio host who tells me he dreams of writing a book some day.

I meet an old hippie Boomer, a regular at the club who just happened to pop in, who’s not really a Hip fan but is very interested in my writing process and proceeds to regale me with stories about his time as a young songwriter hanging about with David Crosby and the guy who put on Woodstock.

At the very end of the night, Mike Campbell invites me back to his place for some drinks with the band. I’m very tempted, but I also know I have to high-tail it out of town by no later than 10am the next day. I make the right decision.

October 14: Halifax / Fredericton, Grimross Brewery / Saint John

Hanita Koblents
After a late night and a rough sleep, I rise early to spend quality time with Hanita and her lovely family. This involves a lot of catching up, and watching her kids rap along with their favourite Classified video—I must still be in Halifax. I’d wanted to be up and out the door by 9 a.m., but of course that was impossible—and would have been downright rude. Instead, I hightail it out of there at 10.30 and start speeding toward Fredericton: a 4.5-hour drive that should put me there exactly in time for my 3 p.m. event, with no time to spare. Lunch is baby carrots and beef jerky. Rheostatics’ Double Live is the soundtrack, along with Tanya Tagaq’s audiobook of Split Tooth. Entering the land of the Irvings and the McCains and Moosehead beer, the province that established this country’s reputation as hewers of wood and drawers of water.

Grimross Brewery is located on the outskirts of Fredericton. Close to the university, I’m told, but essentially in a strip mall on the other side of a highway that no pedestrian would want to cross. I arrive just in the nick of time, with barely a moment to sneak into the bathroom before the event begins.

My host is Bob Mersereau, a former CBC Radio journalist who’s best known for polling Canadian music critics ten years ago to create two books, The Top 100 Canadian Albums and The Top 100 Canadian Songs. The musical guest is Colin Fowlie, a local recommended by the booker, Eddie Young, who also assembles killer lineups for the Harvest Jazz and Blues Festival every September. Fowlie is fighting off a mean cold, but is a real trooper, singing, among other things, "The Stranger."

Colin Fowlie
The crowd is—well, sparse. I’d been warned that Fredericton was dead on Sundays, and I guess a brewery on the outskirts is even more so.

I take Bob out to dinner, at what is likely the only Persian restaurant in Fredericton. He regales me with lots of great stories about the legends he’s encountered over the years. He's currently working on a project about the mysterious Maritime songwriter Gene MacLellan—who was a mystery to his own family, it turns out. 

I drive to Saint John. I’m staying—by invitation of Mark Mattson and the Waterkeepers—at an abandoned Irving mansion on the outskirts of town. I’ve been given directions to try and find a gravel driveway just off a country road with no streetlights. This proves to be very difficult. About an hour after I intended, I finally find it. There’s a bottle of red wine in the cupboard. For one of the only times on this tour, I indulge in a glass. Or two.

Weeks later, I get an email from Darin Quinn, a neurologist who fronts a Hip cover band in Fredericton. They played the brewery the night before, a benefit for the Gord Downie Foundation for Brain Cancer Research at Sunnybrook. It reads, in part:

“I have played and sang in a number of small bands over the years doing mostly covers with a few originals. What I found so different with these Hip shows is that it didn’t feel like I was performing for the audience, but that I was performing WITH the audience—that we were all together, sharing these tunes as close friends with a few beers after a big exam.  Like the feeling of leading a singsong around the campfire when everyone is into a song, or when you choose the song perfect song to play on your stereo and everyone perks up and starts singing along.  Really interesting and amazing experience.

“I wanted to share a great Hip story that I heard years ago while at a friend’s wedding in, of all places, Bobcaygeon (I’m from the east coast but lived in Barrie for years before moving back). In Violet Light had just been released and a friend of ours told us that he worked with a guy who grew up in Kingston and went to school with the Hip.  The guy had not stayed in touch, and so was so surprised and elated to hear his name in the song “Silver Jet” off the new album. Understandably, he came to work the next day all excited and told everyone he knew to check it out.  His name was Greg Reebeck.

“I remember letting out a big laugh as soon as he said his name. I knew the lyrics well.  The line, of course, is, “The radio dopplering, for all you Gregory Peck fans,” which poor Greg heard as “… for all you Greg Reebeck fans.” I chuckle every time I hear this song and there is a part of me that hopes that Greg never did figure out his error. If he ever did get a hold of the band thank them, as I understand he was trying to do at the time, my guess is that Gord would have gone along with it, especially after reading how much of a good guy he truly was, in your book.”

October 15: Saint John, Picaroon’s General Store

I immediately regret that late-night wine when I rise for a 7.35 a.m. interview with CBC Saint John. The rest of my day is fairly open, other than a Charlottetown CBC interview and a Skype with Alan Cross for his podcast, for an episode that will air on the anniversary of Downie’s death. Cross’s co-host asks me about what Downie had told me about the final tour; I have to politely point out that Downie didn’t talk to me, or anyone in the media other than Peter Mansbridge, in the last two years of his life. The guy has clearly not read my book. They edited that part out of the aired interview.

When in Rome...
I spend the afternoon exploring Saint John. I love it. It’s 300 years old, with a bit of an Old Montreal vibe in one part of the downtown core. It’s gritty and working-class. It’s incredibly easy to get out of the city and into nature. The people are super friendly. For lunch, I have my first-ever fresh lobster. I don't doubt there are a lot of problems in this economically depressed area. But if I was an artist looking for a place to incubate after being priced out of Ontario and Montreal, I'd look to Saint John. 

The view from the Irving mansion
As I pull up to Picaroon’s, the weather is incredibly shitty, rainy and windy. It’s a Monday night. Who’s going to come? I don’t feel any better when I find there’s no PA system and no posters anywhere, despite the fact I sent some in advance. I feel incredibly awkward just standing around, waiting for the appointed time. I finally begin to orate. About a dozen people are interested. The others leave gradually. A couple of guys there are super excited to chat afterwards, including a local pediatrician, and make the evening worthwhile. A regular at the bar, a charming older guy who tells me he’s a survivor of sexual abuse and who now counsels others, finds himself oddly fascinated with my speech, and proceeds to give me speaking tips. 

I retire to the Irving mansion. (I love saying that.)

October 16: Saint John, Saint John Free Library / Moncton, Chapters / Charlottetown

Three cities in one day: here we go.

Saint John Harbour
Courtney Pyrke of the Saint John Free Library contacted me just before the tour began to see if I wanted to do a lunchtime event while I was in town. Seeing how my gig here was on a Monday night, I was more than happy to double dip while I’m here. Good idea, too: though there’s only about 20 people here, that’s twice as many as were listening to me the night before. By this point, I’m doing my reading on autopilot—which is good. Just as playing gigs every night makes you a better musician, I finally feel like I’m getting in the zone as a spoken-word performer. I know the beats in my text; I know when to anticipate laughter; I know when to make dramatic pauses. Unexpected bonus, on top of the honorarium libraries give to speakers: they buy three copies of Have Not Been the Same for the New Brunswick library system. Which is great, coz those things are heavy, and I’m starting to get worried about how much I’m going to have to haul back to Ontario with only two gigs left.

On to Moncton. I’m sure there’s lots to do here, but I don’t know anyone (still) in town and so I drive around aimlessly for a while. My gig is in a Chapter’s located in big-box land; not my ideal choice, because I’m a snob, but this is where the folks at the Northrop Frye literary festival have booked me. My skepticism is entirely misguided. The staff are lovely and excited, and, unlike at the Kingston Chapters, there’s an attractive display to make it obvious Something Is Happening.

Scenic Moncton
I’ve asked Chris Eaton to once again do the Q&A; he hooked me up with the Frye Festival (note: NOT the Fyre Festival). He does another great job, and there are some good audience questions. Not a huge crowd, maybe 15—which I’m beginning to perceive as a huge crowd. One guy played in a recently retired Hip cover band, one interviewed me for the Times-Transcript, and one nurse told me that she'd only ever read two books in her adult life—a Pat Conroy novel and the memoir by hockey player Manon Rheaume—but that she was definitely going to read mine. Can’t imagine any higher praise than that.

The exceedingly generous Chris Eaton
After the gig I hop in the car and drive two hours to Charlottetown, a town so small that they don’t feel the need to put up road signs on major arteries, which is incredibly frustrating when arriving late at night. That’s quickly forgotten when I arrive at the house of my old friend Cynthia Dennis, and we stay up for hours catching up.

Cynthia Dennis
I met Cynthia when we both worked at a crazy-making straight job, at a point when I was ready to give up on writing in general. The job involved a lot of self-important rich people and a colossal drain on public money that put me off the post-secondary industrial complex. There were some great people there, some of whom are still friends, and then there was the demanding boss, who drank all afternoon and then drove to her farm near Kingston. Cynthia was one of the people there who could see how batshit crazy it all was. Sometimes you find the good people in the strangest places.

During our talk, the chorus of my favourite Dennis Ellsworth song kept coming back to me: "Life is cruel but it's beautiful."

October 17: Charlottetown, Charlottetown Beer Garden

Legends meet at Back Alley Records in Charlottetown
It’s the one-year anniversary of Gord Downie’s death, which is not something I ever wanted to exploit. But I felt good about this gig with the Fabulously Rich. The band was born when Ellsworth’s old high school band decided to get back together, only to realize that they weren’t really interested in playing their old material and no one probably wanted to hear it anyway. It was the year of Downie’s diagnosis, so they decided to put on a benefit night with proceeds to the Sunnybrook brain cancer unit. That led to more gigs throughout the Maritimes; they donate half of all profits to various related charities, raising thousands of dollars.

I'd never been to the Island before, despite my teenage Anne of Green Gables obsession. Let’s just say it doesn’t take long to see the parts of Charlottetown worth seeing on an overcast fall day. Weirdest C-town moment: walking into a live music attic for dinner with Cynthia, and the bartender points at me and says, “Hey, you're that guy!” “Uh, sure.” “The guy who wrote that book!” How the hell did he recognize me? From my morning interview on local CBC Radio? Fame is weird on the Island. 

The show in the cradle of Confederation is quite full. Not only is it the anniversary of Downie’s death, but it’s Legalization Day in Canada. The mood is… festive. Which means very few in the room are remotely interested in hearing some come-from-away get on stage and start talking before the rock show. For the first time, I have to speak over an audible din, saved only by a microphone. (Thankfully, this is also the worst it ever will ever be on this tour, getting it out of the way.) I gain new respect for solo musicians, but at least music has the conceit of being background ambience. A speaker doesn’t have that luxury. At least I have stage lights on me so I can’t see the chatterers; the people gathered at the front are definitely listening and curious, so I can see I’m not obviously wasting my time.

Dennis Ellsworth
Then the Fabulously Rich take the stage, and once again they’re fantastic. Ellsworth doesn’t sound like Downie and doesn’t try to act like Downie; he just sings the shit out of this material, and does it exceptionally well. The band is whip-tight. The set is deep. Any remaining snobbery I had about cover bands is completely extinguished. I wish I’d talked about these guys in the book. Gentleman Ellsworth also takes time to admonish the crowd’s rudeness to me earlier. No matter. At least I didn’t get Hipped.

As I work the merch table, it’s clear that a lot of people were listening and are happy I’m there. I meet a guy who used to go out with Rob Baker’s older sister, Vicki, and they’d babysit young Bobby together. I meet a guy from northwestern Ontario who knows the Wenjack family. I meet a guy who went to McGill in 2001, where he and his roommates listened to Coke Machine Glow constantly “until it became part of the furniture.” Canada: small country.

October 18: Charlottetown / Moncton / Toronto 

I meet Ellsworth for coffee before I leave town. He tells me the story of how the title poem from Downie’s Coke Machine Glow book helped him get through a writer’s block a few years ago, and how his producer Josh Finlayson helped convince Downie to let Ellsworth set the poem to music. He also saves me much physical pain on my flight later that day by agreeing to take a box of books to sell on consignment at Back Alley Records, where he works.

Sir John A., meet Mr. Downie
Before I leave town, I stop by a large John A. Macdonald mural. Can’t help but think about the protagonist of the book—the man people considered to be Captain Canada, who grew up in Macdonald’s hometown surrounded by his likeness, whose final chapter was devoted to acknowledging the legacy of residential schools—and what kind of conversations the two might have today.

I sleep in my own bed. A rare treat this month. Just for one night.

October 19: Chatham, Ten-Seven Café and Lounge

Chatham's Retro Suites Hotel
This was an invitation; it would never occur to me to go to Chatham. Brent deNure operates a jewellery store with an event space in the back, where he regularly brings in guest speakers as diverse as the actor who played Black Caesar to the fire chief in Lac Megantic. He’s a huge Hip fan: he saw them 30 times. He also clearly has an odd thing for Canadiana, as evidenced by the actual Avro Arrow engine he has stored in his garage—not something you see every day.

DeNure is a fantastic host: he put me up in the beautiful art hotel Retro Suites, which is worth the trip to Chatham alone, took me out for a French dinner, got local lawyer Steve Pickard to conduct the interview, hired a band to play after my talk, and bought a box of books. I’m always amazed at people who go to such lengths to put on cultural events in smaller centres, and my heart goes out to him.

Art Deco Chatham
Too bad only about five people showed up for the gig. I’m sure DeNure lost his shirt. But it’s clear he’s doing this for the love of it. God bless him.

October 20: Windsor, BookFest

This was also an invitation, and so unlike almost every other gig on this tour, I didn’t feel the need to personally try and drum up any media for it. That was a mistake. I’ve been booked as the sole attraction at the soft-seat Capitol Theatre, being interviewed by Dan Macdonald, a DJ at the local rock station, where the Hip can still be heard several times a day. Should be some people there, right? Maybe 30, max. About the same number as Toronto’s Word on the Street and a bit fewer than the Kingston Writers Festival. I’m not really complaining. But why was I booked in such a large, lovely space if it wasn’t going to be promoted? Awkward.

The funniest moment comes when Macdonald is praising my book with a list of adjectives: “thorough, funny, moving, tedious…” “Wait, what? Did you just say my book is tedious?” A slip of the tongue, he swears.

The legendary Jan Wong
The festival provides not only hotel accommodation, fancy dinner and an after-party, but the chance to meet one of my heroes, Jan Wong, former Globe and Mail writer, whose Tiananmen Square coverage gripped me in high school. Earlier in the day, I caught her panel with Randy Boyagoda. I happen to sit across from her at dinner and she’s full of smart, curious questions about my project—because of course she is. I also learn that she’s a flautist in a marching band in Fredericton, where she now teaches. She recommends a community orchestra in Toronto that she joined a few years ago, after a particularly dark time, to reconnect with her love of music. I buy her workplace depression memoir, Out of the Blue, and tear into the first few chapters before bed. It’s excellent. 

Next: Western Canada

Also in this series: Spring; Summer; Encores

FINAL NOTE: All photos here are by me or someone standing next to me. I have some great video that I hope to have ready by the book's third anniversary. Apologies for any/all copy editing mistakes, especially when I stray in and out of never-ending present tense.

When the Hip book hits the fans

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